When you have this AAA fix!

The fate of the Mausoleum hangs by a thread!

When you want your gate key to be the same as your gas and trunk key.

Don't worry, the combination is written on it.

~NSHA

Mufflers are making a killing on the black market right now.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

The only issue with this "lock" is that it's less of a security mechanism and more of a test of strength between you and the person coming in. If a 300-pound linebacker gives the door just one good yank, he'll probably send you flying from the toilet seat with who-knows-what strewn all over the floor.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack