From the submitter:
As the neighborhood kids played merrily on the swingsets below, Diane gleefully plotted her revenge for the time they egged her house on Halloween.
Toward the end, it gets trapped in the vortex and starts to mow itself.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
Uhhh hello. I'm offic... Mr. Willis. Here to... mow your lawn. Could you let me in so I can find your lawn mower... uhhh... fluid?
~NSHA
He wanted to go on a road trip. She wanted him to do some chores. They compromised.
~Not-So-Handy Andy