Uhhh hello. I'm offic... Mr. Willis. Here to... mow your lawn. Could you let me in so I can find your lawn mower... uhhh... fluid?
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As the neighborhood kids played merrily on the swingsets below, Diane gleefully plotted her revenge for the time they egged her house on Halloween.
See, kids? Just because someone wielding deadly blades is asking for a ride doesn't mean they're out to get you. Go ahead, give it a try! ~Not-So-Handy Andy