From the submitter:
"Our landlord told us we couldn't install a screw-in paper towel rack next to the sink. Hence the power cord-cardboard dowel-wine glass rack-paper towel holder was born."
Just because you're the landlord doesn't mean you have any idea what you're doing.
In other news, I'm going to go have a nice little chat with the landlord...
On the plus side, now you can make one of the doors lead to a room of angry tigers. For burglars. Or something.
And by best, I mean worst. In case that wasn't clear...