Excuse me, I believe it specifically states not to use the top step. Please expand your barbecue and try again.
Oh no! These signs must have fallen off the person who holding up the whiteboard and got stuck to this ladder. Better get it out of the way and go find him.
But passing them too closely results in a pretty sweet 360.
Although, a pizza crust served at an obtuse angle might be exactly what my stomach is craving.
At least his body lying unconscious on the floor will be easily spotted. ~Not-So-Handy Andy