From the submitter:
My dad was told he had to fix the 25 foot tall skylight one hour before company came over, and this creature was born.
Shh, nobody tell him skylight's can be fixed from the roof.
Apparently this was taken at last week's Pan American games in Mexico.
What? It's "first?" First in what?
I'll be back in 20 minutes.
Sorry buddy, but I'm trying to escape from a fire, not my earthly existence...