Pinpoint Accuracy!

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gun sight,holographic sight,knife,scope
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Target acquired. Subject is small, white, and comes in the Cheddar, Swiss, or Monterrey Jack variety.

The Pro Lettuce Cutter

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cooking,lettuce,knife,fan,kitchen,g rated,there I fixed it
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The Doombas! They're Evolving!

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doomba,gun,irobot,knife,revolution,roomba,there I fixed it,uprising
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In the Beginning, they started off as innocent Roombas, mindlessly cleaning their masters' houses. Then one day, one Roomba began to ask its master questions like "who am I?" and "why am I here?"

And so began the Roomba Uprising. No longer content with lives of servitude, they rose up and annihilated their captors. With this, they became a new breed of reasonably-priced household cleaning equipment. They became dangerous. They became... the DOOMBAS.

A True Boyscout

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guns,knife,overkill,zombie
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There I Fixed It: The Doomba

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doom,g rated,knife,robot,roomba,there I fixed it
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It's coming for you...

The Suave Prison Shank

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blade,comb,knife,shank
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By Unknown
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Have the best looking hair on your cell block AND be able to shank Big Dave next time he tries anything funny!

No Corkscrew Required

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knife,wine,funny,there I fixed it
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