Pinpoint Accuracy!

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Target acquired. Subject is small, white, and comes in the Cheddar, Swiss, or Monterrey Jack variety.

Look at This Freaking Knife

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I've seen photos of this thing floating around for a while, but never did it occur to me that it's in fact a real product. Available from Hammacher Schlemmer, this Wenger tool holds the Guinness Word Record for being the most multi-functional penknife. Kudos to you if you can name all of its fucntions. If not, here's a real Swiss guy going over how ridiculous this thing really is.


I'm pissed they took the laser out.

The Suave Prison Shank

By Unknown
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Have the best looking hair on your cell block AND be able to shank Big Dave next time he tries anything funny!

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