THING

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cars,destroyed,keys,wtf
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From the submitter:

Rich couldn't find his keys until 3 drill bits later. Now he doesn't need them.

Careful...Careful....

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electricity,keys,outlet,shocking
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You're welcome to take whatever valuables you wish. Here's the key to the safe. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Who Needs Keys?

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bicycle,bike reflector,cable ties,duct tape,front door,keys,pump
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Ball pump, cable ties, duct tape and bicycle reflector = front door keys.