How MacGyver keeps his keys

Ball pump, cable ties, duct tape and bicycle reflector = front door keys.

Don't worry guys:

I got this.

From the submitter:

The frame of this truck was so rusted out that the owner stuck a 2X4 in there and screwed it into the rust using a bunch of keys as anchors...

The wireless version is much less practical.

~NSHA

From the submitter:

Rich couldn't find his keys until 3 drill bits later. Now he doesn't need them.