From the submitter:
Rich couldn't find his keys until 3 drill bits later. Now he doesn't need them.
The wireless version is much less practical.
Since the handle of Maid of Light's bike key broke off, this is how they've been opening their bike lock for the last week.
The frame of this truck was so rusted out that the owner stuck a 2X4 in there and screwed it into the rust using a bunch of keys as anchors...
Ball pump, cable ties, duct tape and bicycle reflector = front door keys.