Protip: GET A VAN! The passengers around you (and your insurance) will thank you!

It smelled and sounded as bad as it looked. Three of the five senses covered!

Why don't I just impale myself with a two-by-four and make it easy for you?

Trunk? Check. Junk? Mega check.

Get a grip on your junk, then get a grip on your problem-solving skills.

Then convert some of that junk into more trunk!

Oh sweet jumpin' Jehosefram, there's nowhere to begin.