Then convert some of that junk into more trunk!
Why don't I just impale myself with a two-by-four and make it easy for you?
It smelled and sounded as bad as it looked. Three of the five senses covered!
Oh sweet jumpin' Jehosefram, there's nowhere to begin.
Protip: GET A VAN! The passengers around you (and your insurance) will thank you!
Trunk? Check. Junk? Mega check.
Get a grip on your junk, then get a grip on your problem-solving skills.
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