"This is how we do it in Brasil, although hopefully it won't be like this for the 2014 World Cup."
So, would a Brazilian kludger be a "kludgeador?"
C'mon, we all know that the internet is a series of tubes, right?
Shun the non-believer!
Of course the television antenna works for internet, cable is cable!
If your signal ever gets jammed, just call Rescue Router for help.