C'mon, we all know that the internet is a series of tubes, right?
"This is how we do it in Brasil, although hopefully it won't be like this for the 2014 World Cup."
So, would a Brazilian kludger be a "kludgeador?"
"A backhoe broke the internet...so there, I fixed it!"
I was wondering what that one outage from a few days ago was all about!
From the submitter:
I hated when my power went down for a second and my internet connection was gone.