From the submitter:
I hated when my power went down for a second and my internet connection was gone.
One elastic band, a bit of soldering and this "dead" 3G dongle lives!
"This is how we do it in Brasil, although hopefully it won't be like this for the 2014 World Cup."
So, would a Brazilian kludger be a "kludgeador?"
Components: android phone, electrical tape, ladder, 2x2 beam and a power adaptor for long operating time. Works. Checkmate.