"A backhoe broke the internet...so there, I fixed it!"
I was wondering what that one outage from a few days ago was all about!
Tape, energy, cables, so easy... what're you lookin' at? It's working well, that's what matters!
"This is how we do it in Brasil, although hopefully it won't be like this for the 2014 World Cup."
So, would a Brazilian kludger be a "kludgeador?"