It's an SUV, it's a pickup, it's a van, it's a boat. Ladies and gentlemen, the SUVoatanickup!
Whatever it is, it's definitely a hybrid... in the strictest possible definition of "hybrid," that is...
It's half-Woody Wagon on its mother's side.
Bro, you're obviously just jelly of my sick wheels. Just deal with it.
This must be part of the pamphlet they give to everyone on the Nissan Leaf waiting list.