Ah screw it, this month-old casserole isn't going to heat itself.
Electricity has gotten expensive, heat your outdoor pool the old way. This is how it's done in Germany!
Need a hub for your radiator network? I have a candidate for the position, and he's a bit short and stout.
Redneck space heater
Not anymore you don't! Although warming up the rest of the car might be a problem now.
Alas the family arrived home too late, with the bubbling plastic mass the only reminder of the box fan's short life.