Resisting Any "This Fix Rocks" Puns

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Resisting Any "This Fix Rocks" Puns
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I use them too often. Gotta stop taking them for granite.

If It's Microwave Safe, It Must Be Highway Safe

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If It's Microwave Safe, It Must Be Highway Safe
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From the submitter: Headlight made of tupperware, cd case, lemon ice container, and the wonderful, magical, duct tape.

Caught in the Headlights

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Caught in the Headlights
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For an added touch, you can cover the can with red saran wrap to make people think you're going backwards.

Just kidding, don't do that. Safety first, kids.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack