Breakfast of Champions

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Breakfast of Champions
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By breakfast I mean a 2:30am light meal. And by champions I mean someone who has been up for 44 straight hours and it currently on a controlled substance.

~NSHA

I Always Wondered Why My Office Had Free Apple Juice

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I Always Wondered Why My Office Had Free Apple Juice
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We all know who's doing the real dirty work here. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Use Two Hands, Please

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Use Two Hands, Please
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This will clean the s**t out of everything.

~NSHA

The Janitor's Letter of Resignation Was This Picture

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The Janitor's Letter of Resignation Was This Picture
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Although 'poke it and run' did briefly enter his mind. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle Isn't Always The Best Motto

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Reduce, Reuse, Recycle Isn't Always The Best Motto
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Either that small plunger is going through puberty at a terrible rate, or maintenance department desperately needs to invest in a new mop.

~NSHA