Either that small plunger is going through puberty at a terrible rate, or maintenance department desperately needs to invest in a new mop.
It also triples as a health test. If the milk jug starts to melt, please see your doctor.
By breakfast I mean a 2:30am light meal. And by champions I mean someone who has been up for 44 straight hours and it currently on a controlled substance.
Tampon jokes. Always gross.