We all know computers can get a little chilly. What better way to keep them running their best than with a little big of 60s-style shag carpet? You'll be the most popular guy at the LAN party.
Tampon jokes. Always gross.
Although 'poke it and run' did briefly enter his mind. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
It also triples as a health test. If the milk jug starts to melt, please see your doctor.