We all know computers can get a little chilly. What better way to keep them running their best than with a little big of 60s-style shag carpet? You'll be the most popular guy at the LAN party.
By breakfast I mean a 2:30am light meal. And by champions I mean someone who has been up for 44 straight hours and it currently on a controlled substance.
Either that small plunger is going through puberty at a terrible rate, or maintenance department desperately needs to invest in a new mop.
Although 'poke it and run' did briefly enter his mind. ~Not-So-Handy Andy