From the submitter:
"Saturday in a small town. Snapped my glasses in half and none of the eye clinics were open. Here is what my husband and I came up with to get me to Monday and an eye doctor."
I think 3D glasses are meant to make you see in 3D, not be in 3D themselves.
My 4 years old Ray-Ban broke last week. I fixed it quickly.
Make your own version, maybe?
Steal 3D glasses from the theatre. Buy two pocket projectors. Borrow a tripod from your "aspiring photographer" cousin. Kludge them all together after pirating any James Cameron "film".
.... no profit