Make your own version, maybe?
Noooo, that's not how you fix your lenses with a glowstick! All you have to do is squeeze the liquid directly into your eyes. Bam. X-ray vision.
It's like everywhere you go is a 3D movie!
Steal 3D glasses from the theatre. Buy two pocket projectors. Borrow a tripod from your "aspiring photographer" cousin. Kludge them all together after pirating any James Cameron "film".
.... no profit
I think 3D glasses are meant to make you see in 3D, not be in 3D themselves.