From the submitter:
WE Energies decided to cut off my power, so a few minor kludges later, the whole house has power, not shown is the extension cord with two male ends.
This must be part of the pamphlet they give to everyone on the Nissan Leaf waiting list.
Oh come on, you still have plenty of window space to cover up! ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Driving around a flea market in a rascal wasn't giving you enough odd looks, eh? Good thing it broke down so you had an excuse to tow around a generator and ensure never-ending mockery.