Ever enjoying a snack with sriracha on top of it, and you find out the hard way that you dumped a whole plate's worth of the stuff into one morsel? Well dump no more, rooster sauce fans, because here's your fix! Now go back to getting your sriracha fix, because I know we all need it!
This man, appropriately named "Boris," got tired of putting up with all of his shovel's crap, so he consigned it to a life of defending the Motherland against capitalist pigdogs. Luckily for us, he also took a boatload of pictures to document the process.