"Wife asked for a new meat grinder with electric motor. I saved some money and made one from hand-powered grinder and drill. The best part is that I was allowed to buy a new drill and leave the old one for meat grinding."
I had a dream a few weeks ago in which I got a computer virus that takes webcam videos of me without my knowledge and posts them to my Facebook automatically. Needless to say, my webcam has been unplugged ever since.