Fixing Dinner is Not a Corn-cern Anymore

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Need to prepare corn on the cob? Use a crossbow! Why? Well... uhh... because crossbows!

What to Do if Your Coworker Wants More Privacy

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"Howdy-doo, partner! Whiskey on the double! And git one 'a them dancin' tunes goin' on the piano!"

Suck It, Lance Armstrong

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In a hurry? Late to work because your alarm clock went Benedict Arnold on you and decided not to ring this morning? Then take a page out of Romanian teenager Raul Oaida's book and wire a self-made jet engine to your bicycle! On his first test run, Oaida was able to reach a top speed of 26 MPH. Just think, no more running into work or class and having to recite a litany of sorries to everyone gawking at your tardy ass. Oh the humiliation!