Actually, two words: "you're fired!"
And we would prefer if you boogied in through the door instead of walking. Thanks for your understanding.
Ball pump, cable ties, duct tape and bicycle reflector = front door keys.
"Help, I've shut the door and I can't get out!"
50/50 chance of me looking like an idiot...
Have fun explaining that one to the locksmith.
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