That's because British people only have two uses for water: hot water for their tea, or cold water for splashing on their face after getting tipsy at the pub. #stereotypes
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
The cooler didn't fit under the faucet, so it's time to im-pour-vise!
Actually, they should have, I was just being faucetious.
Meanwhile, in Shaq's bathroom.