The submitter informs me that this fix for a broken exhaust pipe lasted nearly two months. Not bad!

It used to muffle with such enthusiasm and youthful vigor...

Exhaust leak melting holes in your air intake? A 9-inch putty knife and some zipties should do the trick! Really though, zipties look like they're making a run at duct tape's crown as the most handy-dandy fixing item in the universe. Stay tuned!

Bro, you're obviously just jelly of my sick wheels. Just deal with it.

Round(s) of applause for the most epic muffler I've seen in a while!

Then you can use a gutter to redirect your exhaust.