Homer shows us how. Wonder no longer, everyone.

How'd you puncture your rectum again? You know, exercise. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

From the submitter:

I was too cheap to buy the cord to hook up the iPad to my exercise bike's screen and there was no ledge to set it on like a book. So I kludged this together using some suction cup hooks mounted to the screen and a spring clamp.

I came for the kludge, I stayed for the music. Bonus points if you can name this album!

I'll be finished soon though, I only have like two more cans to go.