Gotta Catch That Early Bird Special

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This mobility scooter was pulled over by police in South Yorkshire, England. Its electric drive was replaced with a supercharged engine and has been spotted going 60mph. The 24 year-old owner was stopped over not for reckless driving, but for noise complaints.

Double Decker Buses Outside of London Are a Little Shoddy

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Or another word that starts with "sh" and ends with "y," for that matter...

Britain Is Binary

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That's because British people only have two uses for water: hot water for their tea, or cold water for splashing on their face after getting tipsy at the pub. #stereotypes

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

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