"Sir, regular duct tape wasn't working, sir!"
"... Send in Big Bertha... God help us all..."
This lady said she hit a deer with the front of her car so she duct taped the damage... then she said she just got excited about using 33 rolls of duct tape to totally cover her car.
Duct tape fixes all your problems, including your need for a costume. See other costume ideas and more at Cheezburger's Halloween site!
saw this parked directly in front of Goodwill.
User nja2890 wrecked their scooter in Grenada and demolished the front end. They don't drive a very common type of scooter; nobody had parts for it, so they improvised.