Helpful Hands Are Creeping Me Out

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creepy,drunk,public bathroom,robot,urinal
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Drunk Fixin'

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rear window,drunk,beer case,budweiser,pickup,truck,Lone Star
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Are We in a Vortex or Something?

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drunk,street light,car accident,telephone pole
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Drunken mistakes can ALL be fixed with sufficient amounts of duct tape.

So Many Stripped Keys Would be Saved

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keys,door locks,house keys,drunk,funny,after 12,g rated
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Playing Third Wheel

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bicycle,drinking,drunk,third wheel,tricycle
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If you drink a lot you just might need one.

The Bourbon Oracle

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bourbon,crown royal,drunk,oracle,wizard
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For the drunken wizard on the go.