I call this the whale fix: in order for it to fit, you've got to make a blowhole in the door for the air conditioning.

So should I try to get a handle or get a grip on why they fixed it like this?

Or as I like to call it: "Bungalow Chic."

Now with 20 percent more door!

"I now sleep better at night with the help this state-of-the-art security system!!!"

I'm not sure. It'd "tic" me off every time they fell off by mistake.

Someone had better paint on a doorknob in case there's a fire!