Hmmm, that giant beam halfway through may be a problem. That's okay, you can just jump while sliding and then jump again. That's how physics works, right?
Since Monday is a holiday, I decided to treat you guys with some Mad Science a few days early. I'll admit; this is one of the best creations I've seen... ever. ~NSHA
How'd you puncture your rectum again? You know, exercise. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
No? It's being kidnapped by a maniac in a pickup truck who thinks a single bungee cord will keep it up? Yeah, you better not try to catch it.