Just Be Very, Very Careful

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How'd you puncture your rectum again? You know, exercise. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Is There a Smudge on My Windshield?

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Also, I think one of my front tires may be flat. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I Love Jenga!

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Unfortunately, so do the neighbors. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Zombie Proofing 101

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Clearly, they failed that class. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Power Squid Exacts His Revenge

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How he's exactly doing that is anyone's guess. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

How Much Time Do You Spend In There?

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Personally, if I had the realization that I was watching Dr. Phil in the tub on a Saturday night, I would probably just pull the TV in with me. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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