He doesn't even have a seat belt.
How'd you puncture your rectum again? You know, exercise. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Some call it "influenced by multiple architectural styles."
No membership card? Luckily we also accept fifths as payment. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Unfortunately, Kludge Theft Auto never made it past the development stage. The creators took too many unsafe shortcuts. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Worst case scenario, hey, free steam bath.