Nobody promised selling discount kludge materials on Craigslist was going to be a cakewalk.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
Otherwise known as the 'Maroon Monstrosity.' Available on the Knoxville Craigslist page for $3,000. Although, since it's technically two cars in one, each of them is only $1,500. That's how it works, right?
By the way, "free stuff" section? You could bag, like, at LEAST a buck fifty for that thing. Don't sell yourself short!
For the reddest of necks only! For real, though, well done, random Craigslist user. That's some impressive ingenuity right there!