By the way, "free stuff" section? You could bag, like, at LEAST a buck fifty for that thing. Don't sell yourself short!

For the reddest of necks only! For real, though, well done, random Craigslist user. That's some impressive ingenuity right there!

Otherwise known as the 'Maroon Monstrosity.' Available on the Knoxville Craigslist page for $3,000. Although, since it's technically two cars in one, each of them is only $1,500. That's how it works, right?

Do you often find yourself thinking, "man, I could really use a 1-ton wine rack transformer. That'd really round out the living room."

Me too, viewer, me too. Now you can make your dream a reality by buying the only wine-rack transformer in existence! Made from recycled automobile and motorcycle parts, this booze-tending behemoth is being sold on Craigslist by a guy from Phoenix, AZ. It'll set you back 7000 dollars, but really though, it's a 2000-pound Optimus Prime wine rack. Do I need to convince you any further?

Nobody promised selling discount kludge materials on Craigslist was going to be a cakewalk.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack