From the submitter:
"This was my old Palm V with button replaced... or should I say, recycled."
Would you care for a bucket of our 2009 Chateaux de Céramique? ~NSHA
"The tupperware lid felt behind my washing machine. My hands couldn't reach it. Problem solved with: 2 wooden spoons + 1 cork stopper + 1 rubber band."
Welp, time to finish off the bottle of wine seeing as I don't have a cork for it anymore!
"After forgetting to replace the oil cap on his bike, my mate rode to the pub. He came out and noticed it was leaking when he left the pub and decided on this fix to make it home."
Rednecks often blur the line between crazy and genius.