"The carafe got broken, so we had to use a chopstick to wedge up the little button so the coffee could flow. The coffee must flow!"

Frank Herbert would be proud. I'd hate for you to have to hit up Dunkin Idaho for your morning brew.

"A little duct tape, zip ties and a coffee pot make the perfect web camera enclosure."

We couldn't agree more, noble kludger.

The fair-trade Colombian blend, of course.