Why do it the right way when you can do it the fun way?
Just don't ask about their window service.
Nice and streak-free though!
From the submitter:
The vacuum cleaner was missing those floor cleaning accessories, so I made my own with isolant tape and a box.
Looks like someone's filming a no-budget remake of 2001. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
OCD in the retirement home can be a serious problem.
She's doing it all wrong, actually. It's much safer to remove the keyboard and really scrub those circuits. And be sure to use a mix of 2:1 Ammonia to Bleach for maximum effectiveness.