Stay Off Our Carefully Groomed Lawn

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Stay Off Our Carefully Groomed Lawn
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We don't take kindly to your kind, especially if you're the type that points our why our fence is completely illogical.

~NSHA

Gives A New Meaning to 'Dumb' Bell

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Gives A New Meaning to 'Dumb' Bell
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When the British refer to weighing things in stone, is this what they're talking about? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

This Man Has Sold Too Many Cinderblocks in His Time

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This Man Has Sold Too Many Cinderblocks in His Time
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Nobody promised selling discount kludge materials on Craigslist was going to be a cakewalk.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack