Well, it's mostly a pile of sticks. But still, good to see Charlie Brown is updating his jokes.
The toaster has three settings: light, dark, or Christmas tree stand.
From the submitter:
(actually a trick - the hole in the ceiling is actually a box that is supported by the top of the tree which was cut flat)
Dammit. You had me going there...
The base was broken, but I wheely think this is an improvement.