OCD in the retirement home can be a serious problem.
He's probably watching a video on how to look like an elitist while doing everyday chores. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Oh man, sitting around while my machine does every thing is so much work! I better install a fan. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
See, kids? Just because someone wielding deadly blades is asking for a ride doesn't mean they're out to get you. Go ahead, give it a try! ~Not-So-Handy Andy