All duck families have an ugly member, even the man-made tourist-trap ones.
No officer, we aren't stealing it. The wheels just um, fell off. ~NSHA
The garage's loaner has seen better days. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
The San Francisco Rickshaw until the sole owner and operator was asked to drive up Lombard for the 14th time that day. Let's just say things didn't end well for the passenger. ~NSHA