All duck families have an ugly member, even the man-made tourist-trap ones.

~NSHA

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The San Francisco Rickshaw until the sole owner and operator was asked to drive up Lombard for the 14th time that day. Let's just say things didn't end well for the passenger. ~NSHA

No officer, we aren't stealing it. The wheels just um, fell off. ~NSHA

The garage's loaner has seen better days. ~Not-So-Handy Andy