From the submitter:
The vacuum cleaner was missing those floor cleaning accessories, so I made my own with isolant tape and a box.
Someone had better paint on a doorknob in case there's a fire!
Have them write and decorate their names on the back of their respective boxes, and then it's off to the movies!
It'll last for 10 years... or until it rains next. Whichever comes first.
Cardboard Tank 2-7 copies all, inbound two klicks northwest of your position. Alcoholic refreshment care packages and other precious cargo are aboard. Out.