It used to muffle with such enthusiasm and youthful vigor...

White in the middle with black on both sides.

"But isn't that navy bl-"

"NOPE SHUT UP, DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!"

Presenting the... umm... dumpy... roller coaster stopper... thing... ride... yeah...

Otherwise known as the 'Maroon Monstrosity.' Available on the Knoxville Craigslist page for $3,000. Although, since it's technically two cars in one, each of them is only $1,500. That's how it works, right?

Some people say I eat too many chocolate bars...

In case your car ever gets stuck in a flood and can't breathe.