car bumper

car bumper,carpenter,wooden bumper,bumper
By Uwe Bilger
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From the submitter:

"If he were a car mechanic, I wouldn't have this bumper. Good thing he isn't a baker..."
bumper,car bumper,car fail,car fix,duct tape,leopard,leopard print
By Serrena
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We've got screws and tape! We've got everything you want, And all of my puns are lame!

car bumper,car fix,headlight
By tennbob
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What should you do when you hit a deer and it breaks your headlight? Take a headlight out of your John Deere, of course!

car bumper,wooden bumper,bumper
By Jonas
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I was going to make a joke about the ADA card on the rear view mirror and how it explains the bumper, but something tells me that wooden't go over too well...

bumper,car bumper,duct tape,trunk
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Clearly the owner of this car does not learn from their mistakes. The remnants of the first attempt to hold the bumper on with duct tape are clearly visible, yet there is more duct tape holding it on. There's a fine line between persistence and learning from your mistakes, people!

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