Welcome to the Jungle!

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Welcome to the Jungle!
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We've got screws and tape! We've got everything you want, And all of my puns are lame!

The New Headlight Doesn't Quite Fit

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The New Headlight Doesn't Quite Fit
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What should you do when you hit a deer and it breaks your headlight? Take a headlight out of your John Deere, of course!

My Dad's a Carpenter

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My Dad's a Carpenter
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From the submitter:

"If he were a car mechanic, I wouldn't have this bumper. Good thing he isn't a baker..."

Better Than Duct Tape?

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Better Than Duct Tape?
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Yes. This man drilled holes in his bumper and "sewed" it back together with zip ties.

Rustic Busted Bumpers

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Rustic Busted Bumpers
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I was going to make a joke about the ADA card on the rear view mirror and how it explains the bumper, but something tells me that wooden't go over too well...