car bumper

Duct Tape Bumper: 1 of 2
By Serrena
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We've got screws and tape! We've got everything you want, And all of my puns are lame!

Easy broken bumper repair
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Who needs collision insurance when you have four holes drilled and two red ty-wraps !

By Uwe Bilger
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From the submitter:

"If he were a car mechanic, I wouldn't have this bumper. Good thing he isn't a baker..."
Untitled
By kraddon
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Nowadays bumpers are made out of plastic. Consider this a formal request of the auto industry to start making bumpers out of whatever Nokias are made out of... "noki-ite."

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Is the door holding up the bumper or is the bumper holding the door closed?

Deer take out headlight? Have a John Deere? Problem solved!
By tennbob
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What should you do when you hit a deer and it breaks your headlight? Take a headlight out of your John Deere, of course!

By Sue Plummer
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Although I will say nice job on the color blending!