From the submitter:
"This happened on their way to vacation in Destin, FL. They weren't about to let a little fender bender ruin their plans, what with the husband having a little redneck blood in his veins and all. Way to save the trip, sir!"
Drunken mistakes can ALL be fixed with sufficient amounts of duct tape.
This one got hit by a car, and was reincarnated as a garbage can.
Like the old saying goes, "just because you got hit by a car doesn't mean you're not useful anymore!" That's an old saying... right?
Hey, shut up! You just don't understand modern art!