Your suspension doesn't have enough duct tape on it. Also, your wheel fell off about 10 miles ago.
Am I the only one who finds it ironic that running shoes were meant to stop something from moving?
Oh yeah, they better brake all right!
Never mind the 8mm bolts that were supposed to hold the caliper in place. Zipties should do it...
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