How many bike thieves have you ever seen carrying around a pair of scissors instead of a bolt cutter?
On the plus side, you'll weed out the thieves with low self-esteem who just see a bike lock and lose hope.
But then I saw this and just gave up. No chance.
His new job might put a strain on his life though.
Who needs a key when scissors will do?
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