Now I can drink and write in my diary... S**t.
Putting a bird on it is so January. Want whatever juices are inside? Just add a tap and screw!
To detect the awful beer you're currently drinking and deposit it into the nearest trash can.
On the plus side, it can be a warning to the others.
Warning: drinking and surfing can lead to hours of facebook stalking, followed by deep regrets about your life choices.
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